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Reconstruction: Day 6

I have friends. More than just rogue, individual friends, I have a posse. Complete with dogs. And a devil cat. What?!?!

After the lonliest and most friendless year of life in Denver, that is better news than any badass workout or clean eating victory. Doesn’t hurt that they all are active and athletic. Sure, they’re all a solid six-eight years younger than me, but I don’t mind. They are young, healthy, active, and childless. It’s all part of my plan to disguise myself as 28 forever and to seduce a severely younger man. Yes, I am a Puma in training.

We’re eating mac and cheese with hot dogs for dinner. I’m going to tell myself it’s delicious and enjoy every spoonful.

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